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Chav Quiz

Chav Quiz


Chav Quiz. Take our free online chav quiz to test your chav knowledge. Our first chav quiz question is 'what're you looking at?', just joking.

Most of our chav quiz questions are fairly easy, for example what's the difference between a chav and a dictionary? About two million words.

Chav Quiz:

Test your knowledge of the Chav in our chav quiz!

1. Two chavs, Connor and Scott, are in a car with no loud music. Who's driving?
 a) Connor
 b) Scott
 c) Neither
 d) The police

2. Another two chavs, Darren and Wayne jump off Beachy Head. Who wins?
 a) Darren
 b) Wayne
 c) They land together because of gravity
 d) Society

3. What's the official term for a 12yr old girl chav?
 a) Chavette
 b) Charverette
 c) Chav Lass
 d) Pregnant

4. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?
 a) None, they don't have electric anyway having sold their meter for scrap.
 b) Two
 c) Three
 d) Just one, they'll screw anything

5. When does a chav girl normally drop her chips?
a) When she's full
 b) When she sees a fit lad
 c) When she's asked to pay for them
 d) When she orgasms


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Chav Jokes

What do you call one hundred dead chavs at the bottom of a river? A start! Yes, we've got many more chav jokes in this chav stuff section. They're not all anti chav jokes though. For example three chavs driving off a cliff in a Nova is a shame - (a Nova has four seats). Check them out!