In these these, the opening years of the 21st Century, it would be good to think that the old sexist stereotypes had long gone, but no, there's still plenty of sexist stuff online, and we're appalled to present this collection for you to understand just how damning this sexist stuff can be.

Appalling Sexist Jokes:

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . .."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.