Okay, so when pups are
young they need a firm hand and guidance to ensure they behave
properly as the breed likes to have a firm master or mistress in
However there are some punishments that seem a little
extreme.... Have you heard the one about the two nuns who went on
a pilgrimage to a middle eastern country and one remarked to the
other "Mother Superior warned me that people here regard dogs as a
delicacy." The other nun frowned before replying "well, we are
here to learn all about their lifestyles so we should do the
same." Shortly afterwards they unexpectedly came across a hot dog
seller and asked for two meals. The vendor duly obliged and handed
over two wrapped hot dogs covered in paper tissues.
The first cautiously unwrapped hers, then blushed before
leaning across to her companion and asked "What part…
did you get…?"