Now have you ever been insulted by your partner? have you ever been lost for words with that great insult comeback escaping you at the very moment when you most needed it? Now you'll never be alone again. Here's a little download for you to send to him or her to express your displeasure at being insulted so needlessly. Just something you make them reflect on your relationship, and realise that you'll always have the last word. To Download this great little insult comeback, just click here. Perhaps, however, rather than getting your own back you simply want to vent your anger by throwing a virtual brick at your computer screen. After all, you can't insult a computer, it operates in a cyber-world, so what better than a cyber brick. To download this little novelty, click here. To close the brick down, simply click on the brick icon in your START bar and click on 'Return to Work'.

Finally in this good insult comebacks section, you've heard the butler, you've dumped your loved one for one insult too many, got a virtual brick, so what else could there be? Well, how about just clicking on words to make random rude sayings? Very childish, yes, but extremely satisfying. Give it a go by clicking here! Now here's a fun little program that generates funny insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up funny insults at regular intervals.

AutoInsult will amuse most people, but may offend others.  It is not, however, obscene or vulgar.  Additionally, the funny insults program starts out with the more offensive styles disabled by default, although these can easily be enabled via the options menu. Download it by clicking here.

Now, here are some of our favourite funny insults and put downs:

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!