Just so you don't think we're all male chauvinists here (we have swine empathy issues) at Lets Get Free Stuff, political correctness is everywhere.

For example, men don't hog the blankets, they're thermally unappreciative any more than they have dirty minds, merely having introspective pornographic moments. And don't worry about being accused of being a gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

Of course political correctness can be useful. You never have to be late again, merely having a rescheduled arrival time, and forgotten to complete that report? No worries, you're simply having an out-of-notebook experience.