Eric Theodore Cartman is our favourite character from the animated TV series South Park, where he plays one of four friends together with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick who live in the "pissant white-bread town" of South Park Colorado. Crude, vulgar and sometimes obscene, the show is always endearing (unless you're lampooned as a victim) and normally ends with "You know what? I've learned something today..." South Park was nearly cancelled before it ever got going as audiences, particularly women, reacted badly to it, however with its increasing popularity on the internet, Comedy Central agreed to a run of six episodes. The rest, as they would say is history and kicks ass. Here with this South Park soundboard you can recreate popular sayings from the show.

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