Weird
Stuff
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Now here's
a fun little program that generates funny insults for you in a
variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard so that
you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good
insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up funny insults
at regular intervals. |
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Vent your
anger by throwing a virtual brick at your computer screen. After
all, you can't insult a computer, it operates in a cyber-world, so
what better than a cyber brick. To close the brick down, simply
click on the brick icon in your START bar and click on 'Return to
Work. |
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Yes, we try our very hardest
to bring you the very best weird stuff online! And as we don't always
succeed, why not try out our free Burpulator, a very sophisticated
calculator that burps as you press each button. Probably one for
the kids.... |
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The Government, in its
infinite wisdom under the Great Leader, has decided that 24hr drinking
is just the right policy to cut drunkenness. Now you can live out
their weird fantasies with this weird beer game. We scour the
international internet and this is the best we could find.... |
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Funerals are
pretty weird experiences at the best of times, you never know what to
say or do, and its even harder on the grieving family. So, if at some
point you have to go to a funeral, this weird download will give you
some tips on what NOT to do... |
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We've all
been there, well, blokes at least. You enter some public toilets and
a dilemma faces you. Where do you stand? This weird little toilet
etiquette download will test you in all the appropriate responses as
to where you should go and why in our online toilet test. (Good
Grief! - Webmaster) |
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All cat
lovers, look away now. Fortunately we're not cat lovers, we don't
actually quite see the point of them, so we can watch this time and
again without even thinking "Ahhh, poor kitty!" Judge for yourself,
this weird cat download should open in your media player. |
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This
isn't even a download, but its a weird enough picture to get in this
weird stuff collection. You know those kids who always carry on
relentlessly until they get their own way. Insufferable aren't they?
Well, how about a child's doll with exactly the same behavioural
difficulties? |
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Writing
about people who always get to like their own way, even if it means
walking all over others, here's a weird little Cherie Blair
download. If she did you head in when she thought she was 'First
Lady', now you can do her body in as you make her dance, stretch and
generally make a fool of herself as she did with our human rights. |
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Sorry,
Tony, we couldn't let you get away with seeing your wife being
humiliated, a marriage is all about sharing, right? So, share in her
discomfort as you take a break from solving the problems of the
Middle East and religious division. Shake it all about, Tone. This
one's for Gordon. |
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Get your own
back on behalf of the hundreds of contestants Anne Robinson
has insulted with - the Weakest Link Smack Down! Punch her, shoot at her,
distract her with the sneaky weasels so a surprise may be
played on her. Yes, very little in the way of good insults,
but ultimately more satisfying! |
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