These are some of our favourite funny exam answers, real answers given by students when taking their exams. The first is our clear favourite and technically should have got full marks!

One of our favourite funny exam answers is the following: "Queen Elizabeth was the 'Virgin Queen.' As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted hurrah." Or the following: "Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees."